dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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