Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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