they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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