just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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