omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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