If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
