Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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