I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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