im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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