So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she smelled like a LAN party
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just googled if crying burns calories
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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