WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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