So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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