It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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