He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize