So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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