This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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