weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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