I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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