I just saw a hot homeless man
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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