Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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