69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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