I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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