I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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