Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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