Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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