Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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