Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
what is it with giant penises always finding me
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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