Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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