R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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