It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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