I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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