But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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