i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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