Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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