I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
we're so committed to being not committed
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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