Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I wish i was in the wii world.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My vagina is very pro this idea
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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