So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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