It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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