How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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