Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just high enough for therapy.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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