I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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