Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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