I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Holy shit dude........stairs
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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