I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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