he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
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Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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