Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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