That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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