Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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