The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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