What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize
