She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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