the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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