I CAN MOONWALK!
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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