My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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