You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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