My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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